Breaking Wind

[jennyjoan]

A cuppla nights ago - I went to go out the back and as I stepped down the step I inadvertently farted and it was a gulga of a one. Next thing my neighbour who was out smoking started to cough and cough - letting me know he was there. I was too tired to be embarrassed then I thought I'm sure he farts too.

[tonyav]

Tut tut, I hope you said pardon, jj.

[jennyjoan]

tony I think I would be expected to say Sorry I far it. Caroline Aherne accent

[237SJ]

Well you know what they say "In church or chapel let it rattle"

[jennyjoan]

and they also say you can't hold it in your hand either.

[tonyav]

Well it would probably warm your hands though, jj.

[jennyjoan]

LOL I am going now - good night all. See you tomorrow. bye

[tonyav]

G'night jj.

[vulcan42]

You could buy one of these and tell your neighbour you were playing with it.
http://www.toymania.com/newspics/0513_trudm6.jpg

[Elina]

LOL jenny! How random! ;0)

[hammerman]

Jenny, that is classic. Laughing my head off here at the thought.

Keep farting girl lol

[Brinjal]

I sigh is but a spout of wind coming from the heart. But when it takes a downward course it's often called a fart.
A fart is but a pleasure it gives the bowels ease.
It warms and scents the bed clothes
And suffocates the fleas. (Anon)

[mallyh]

you could have blamed a fox or some other night creature lol

[Cloverjo]

Well, you could say it was decent of him to let you know he was there, otherwise it could have become more embarrassing.
I'm sure he farts, too.

[Prudie]

My OH does this pretty much on purpose every night while we have our last ciggy outside before bed, I'm sure the noise must travel to all our neighbours and he then blames the cat. I always react in the same way - a complete mix of being absolutely disgusted and shaking with laughter.

[Cloverjo]

Why do men do that? Women - like jennyjoan was - are embarrassed when they fart, whereas some men delight in producing the loudest and smelliest possible.

[weecalf]

Did a the queen take the blame for a horse breaking wind or was that a joke

[TWR]

I believe the Devon / Cornish say, "I likes cider cos it makes me farts, and when I farts I knows I'm healthy"

DT will put me right.

[Baldric]

T M I imho!

[ummmm]

I'm not embarrassed by farting. That could be because I live with 3 males :-)

[237SJ]

I`ve never heard that one TWR (I`m a Devonian). Maybe the Cornish say it after eating all those pilchards