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A Few One-Liners
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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