Where Is Everyone?

[rabet]

Can't believe how quiet it is tonight! Where are you all hiding?

[Psybbo]

I'm here

[Baldric]

Make a 'Typo' get suspended, you know how it is!

[rabet]

Surely you haven't all been suspended!

[Psybbo]

Hey Balders, wonder where your other stalker is tonight

[frugalfred]

Je suis ici.

[Baldric]

Hi Sibs, the Dog keeps growling at the shrubs at the top of the garden, so, I wonder too!

[rabet]

Just felt like some company tonight; another funeral tomorrow, the third in three months. A friend's wife, only 44 years old. What can you say to the surviving partner? Sorry, my problem, not yours.

[marval]

I am here too, just looking in with a cup of tea.

[frugalfred]

Might be a hedgehog foraging, Baldric. My hound found one a couple of nights ago when in the garden for his late evening relief.

[DTCwordfan]

the hound here was barking, my mother was trying to drive my car away to her home town - without the keys......

[Buenchico]

Flippin' 'eck, Rabet!!!

There are only 64 days to Christmas, you know!!!

People are checking that their sprouts (which have been on the hob since August) haven't boiled dry.

They are planning what to order from Amazon as Christmas presents (so that they can leave it until the last minute and then protest strongly on AB about the inefficiency of couriers).

They are checking websites for news of what will be on the telly over Christmas (even though they already know that it will just be another disaster on Albert Square plus countless repeats of old Christmas specials from Morecambe and Wise and the Two Ronnies).

They are working out how to tap directly into the National Grid so that they can provide power for the massive light shows they'll have outside their house, just to outdo all of their neighbours.

They are composing all of their December posts on here, complaining about the over-commercialisation of Christmas (while, at the same time, browsing catalogues for personalised Christmas outfits for their pets).

How the hell do you expect them to find the time to post on here right now???

;-)

[rabet]

Buenchico, you paint a depressing picture!

[Baldric]

frugalfred, I suspect Psybbo's pal gness may be hiding in the shrubs,the Dog is very disturbed as I suspect is gness, it's a scary situation for all!
;o)

[frugalfred]

Suggest you get a supply of stink bombs, Baldric, and chuck a couple in the shrubbery if you suspect a miscreant is lurking therein!

[Psybbo]

Yep we're there, but it's gness who's disturbing your dog, he's just been licking my face

[DTCwordfan]

gness will be more than armed, more than a MI-6 or -5 agent, or even an ISIS banshee.....nuclear in fact. You have been warned.

[Baldric]

Humph!!! won't tell you what he was licking before he went out!!!!!!

;o))

[starone]

Exactly who do you mean by "Everyone"?

[rabet]

Well, I meant sort of, er, everyone.

[Psybbo]

Baldric, yes I know but he licked you before he came out, I can still taste your aftershave