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Only A Blonde . . . .
. . . .A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette one day, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss.
She quietly sneaks out of the house and vows to return home at her normal time the next day.
In the morning, the brunette says: "That was fun, we should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."
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Three women are about to be executed for crimes.
One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready. Aim. " Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready, Aim." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde has figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready, Aim." The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
Three women are about to be executed for crimes.
One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready. Aim. " Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready, Aim." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde has figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready, Aim." The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
It doesn't show the dirt.
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
They discovered the hair from a buffalo's butt was much more manageable.
Why are most brunettes flatchested?
It makes it easier to read their T-shirt.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their moustache.
If blondes get fingers run through their hair, what runs through a brunettes' hair?
Lice
How can you tell the color brunette is evil?
Have you ever seen a blonde witch?
It doesn't show the dirt.
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
They discovered the hair from a buffalo's butt was much more manageable.
Why are most brunettes flatchested?
It makes it easier to read their T-shirt.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their moustache.
If blondes get fingers run through their hair, what runs through a brunettes' hair?
Lice
How can you tell the color brunette is evil?
Have you ever seen a blonde witch?
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