Not For The Faint Hearted!

[Patsy33]

Two linesmen are chatting in the mess room at lunchtime.

"'Ere, Fred, you'll never guess what I found today. A girl tied to the railway tracks! Like something from a silent film it was!"

"Jesus Joe, what did you do?"

"Well, I untied her and we made mad passionate love as a way of thanks!"

"Wow, that's really something! Was she a good looker?"

"Not sure, I couldn't find her head!"