Who On Earth Dreams These Up...!!!!

[Referee-Observer]

• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

[zebo]

The eskimo's children got so fed up with a repetitive diet that they sang 'Whale meat again.....' and their mother told them to stop blubbering.

[zebo]

German sausages, they're the wurst.