My Friend And I

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My friend and I had a heated argument with some random blokes about which console was the most entertaining. Wii won in the end.

I have finally found out how to drive around corners. It has been a learning curve.

My friend asked me for help selling his scrabble set. I told him I would put the word out.

My mum always said, “Go to school on an egg.” I don’t know why she just didn’t buy me a bike.

My brother and I couldn’t tell which of us was the most productive artist. We have decided to draw lots.

Soiling myself is a risk I’m willing to take whilst I’m gardening.

I have opened a shop selling sledges. Sales are going downhill lately.

I have just got sacked from my job at the rich tea factory. They said I took the biscuit.

My cat adored me, it was always at my side or on my lap. Then, one day, I just got fed up with it and the cat left. I lost that loving feline.

A friend has just come off holiday but he has lost an arm. He said that he will never be going Self Catering ever again

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol gooduns

[retrocop]

//I have opened a shop selling sledges. Sales are going downhill lately//

In that line of business you are on a slippery slope. :-(

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//Soiling myself is a risk I’m willing to take whilst I’m gardening//

Avoid planting peas then

[Patsy33]

Lol!

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//A friend has just come off holiday but he has lost an arm. He said that he will never be going Self Catering ever again///


Must of been a budget holiday.Mine was an arm and a leg. :-(

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//I have just got sacked from my job at the rich tea factory. They said I took the biscuit.//

Was it that Gary baldy fella or the bloke with the Ginger nut?

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//I have finally found out how to drive around corners. It has been a learning curve. //

You must of driven your instructor round the bend.

[zebo]

'Soiling myself is a risk I’m willing to take whilst I’m gardening. '

Plenty of pees in our veg plot.