Men And Urination

[TheDevil]

Sometimes when i am urinating my flow comes to a stop but i feel i could push out a bit more urine. If i decide, nah i'll leave it then i may dribble a little bit darn me frunt of me boxers.

If I try get the last bit out I have to clear my mind and allow my body to relax before some more urine comes out but after it does, that's usually it.

However, no matter how I shake and dance a drop end on me pants!

Does anyone else have this issue or do i need to see a doctor.

[Cloverjo]

I find it slightly strange that men don’t use a bit of loo paper, but just shake their willy. It’d be like us women wiggling our undercarriages to shake it off

[jno]

anyone else getting an ad for Knobby Australian underwear with this thread? Should solve all your problems, down under, I suppose.

[woofgang]

nope, no nobby's nuts here

[DTCwordfan]

I published this one some time back - a refresher here may be in order.....it should help TheDevil though

There’s a simplified urine test that’s been developed for general diagnostics for we men.

One should go out in the garden and have a pee.

If ants gather around the puddle, then, I’m afraid, it’s Diabetes.

If one pees on your shoes, then it’s a Prostate problem.

If it smells of a barbecue, it’s a Cholesterol problem.

If when one shakes it and the wrist hurts, then it’s Osteoarthritis.

If one walks back inside the house with it hanging out of the pants, then it’s Alzheimer’s.

[Cloverjo]

Oh, horrible image, DTC. Brain bleach please.

[Old_Geezer]

Well Jo, next time you use the garden hose, on finishing wipe the end with a piece of tissue and see if it makes any difference to shaking the water out.

It's pointless, and may end up needing one to stick there ages trying to pick off bits of tissue from a sensitive area.

[Ellipsis]

> I find it slightly strange that men don’t use a bit of loo paper

It blocks the urinal ...

[Cloverjo]

Oh, ok, O_G

[Cloverjo]

They could put the paper in the bin.
Isn’t it a bit weird that men are expected to wee in front of each other?

[tinkerbell23]

Devil i wasnt being nosey, urology is my speciality. Hope you get things sorted. X

[TheDevil]

Tinkerbell, it's quite alright, i suspected... you know, with a username like that ;)

Regarding the ol shake Vs Tissue paper, tissue paper can sometimes leave residue which can be a bit awkward to get off especially when dry and no one wants bits of tissue paper stuck to their tips.

[aelmpvw]

wringing it with both hands does the trick for me

[david small]

Men have been shaking for thousands of years. Flip, flop stops the drop.....or not in some cases.

[teacake44]

What if you can't find it at all.

[TheDevil]

Pfft I've never had that problem Teacake!

[Old_Geezer]

Very weird. Took most of the first year at primary school before I came to terms with it.

[Old_Geezer]

Only two hands ael ? I have to get the guys either side to help me out.

[TheDevil]

I have no problem urinating in front of others. The awkwardness if someone looks are your penis isn't on you, it's on them, and by mentioning something everyone in the loos will know they're a pervert.

[Peter Pedant]

oh isnt there anything more important to discuss than these piddling problems?

ter daah !

[bentaxle]

TDC
Thank you for posting that urine test I've haven't had such a good laugh for a long while
It must be an agething