Back With You All Again

[lady-janine]

Hi everyone I'm back now. Have just been scanning through posts and came across my message to Chris. Thank you for making it into such a happy post. Enjoyed reading all your replies.

Tonyav - I didn't know you could still get into your velvet demob suit. Well done, or maybe not such a good fit and that's why you were so willing to take off your trousers for Gness.

Just to keep all the more nosy of you happy I went away to attend a birthday party.

The question mark (?) you will just have to guess at and apart from a couple of people on here |I have no other way of contacting any of you.

Now lovely people is there anything else you want to know while I have the inclination and time?

[wolf63]

Name, rank/grade and staff number would be a start.

Glad you enjoyed your trip - I remember your message to Chris sounding like the beginning of a brawl but it cheered up towards the end.

[Vagus]

Where was the birthday party? How many candles?? What present did you buy??? :)

[aelmpvw]

//that's why you were so willing to take off your trousers for Gness//
any answer i post will probably be removed ...

[gness]

Is there anything else I want to know? You bet there is!

LadyJ goes off to a birthday party....what can go wrong?

Well her trip results in a handful of abers deciding on a get together. Arrangements are made on AB.....the first mistake.

Chris, despite being warned by Twix, is now quarantined in Brighton.
Tilly has been rescued from a Galway pub by a group of wandering nuns and is preparing her vows.
Frankie has hidden the door key so Wolf and the dog sitter are now being held captive....the wine and gin are running low so I anticipate an escape using bed sheets.
Pasta is on the run from the RSPCA for cruelty to an old dog that took exception to hair being caught in sticky bits of Pampers.
As for Tony......he languishes in the cell next to Gness after the trouser incident at the airport......enough on that.... :-(

How did all this happen?

I blame Ael......x

[lady-janine]

Heavens above Gness. Thank you for your very comprehensive report. Next time I go away for a party I'll just have to remember not to let anyone know. Surely I'm not responsible for all this?

I will be keeping this from my lovely 6 year-old princess. Not that she would car very much. Come to think about it do I care?

[Theland]

Did anybody make love?

[Theland]

Smile if you did :-)

[lady-janine]

too much info wanted TL.

[emmie]

as long as you had a good time, that's all that matters...

[Tilly2]

...help me, please.

[aelmpvw]

i knew it was going to be a lively event so i sent doris along with my ipad to take some snaps. She's a technophobe so all i got back were a load of selfies ...

[wolf63]

wandering nuns? That should be the plot of a horror film.

[Tilly2]

It is Wolf, believe me.

[gness]

Tilly is now required to choose her nun name......
Sister Tillyartius sounds a tad Frankie Howerdish so I was mulling over... Sister Magisteratus?

Any more suggestions?... :-)

[Tilly2]

What's wrong with Matilda?

[Lie-in King]

Sister McSisterface ?

[Tilly2]

Anyway, I don't need a nunny name. I have an escape plan...Just giving it a bit more contemplation.

[fraser]

Nice to see gness back to the living or dead aka chatterbank hope you are enjoying Ireland apart the rain and the wind.

[marval]

Welcome back Lady J, some people have been obviously having too good a time.

[pastafreak]

Ahhh...Sister Gwendolyn Tilly-pot....hows that?

Meanwhile, Sally has learnt to rip the diapers off...leaving them where my feet will meet them in the dark. Squelllccchhhh!