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johnny.5 | 07:52 Fri 11th Sep 2020 | Jokes
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An atheist is walking along the bank of Loch Ness,
suddenly, out of the depths appears Nessie.
It snatched the atheist up in her jaws and threw her head back, throwing him up in the air.
Just before the atheist fell into Nessie's jaws he cries out
"Oh god help me!"
Amazingly, time froze and God appeared next to the atheist. God asked:
"My son, all your life you have forsaken me, why now do you call upon me?"
The atheist responded with: "Give me a break,until now I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"

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:-)) Even made this atheist smile.
Love it
Good one.
Of course I'm real ?

After all God works in miseries ways.

Nessie fae the Inverness puddle. x
Doubters everywhere Nessie, hope you're well.
Doing fine.

Mamyalynne. xx
I here Johnny. Alive and kicking, sorry swimming. ( No feet)

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