Eye Surgery

[Rondy]

Working in an ophthalmology practice that specializes in Laser surgery, I am expected to comfort nervous patients. But prior to one operation, the patient was so nervous she was actually shaking.

Nothing I said to her would comfort her so after the doctor finished on the first eye and before he began on the second I wanted her to know the surgery was going well.

"There," I said, patting her hand reassuringly, "now you only have one eye left."
The patient fainted.

[Patsy33]

Right!....
Lol..

[jno]

and one in the middle