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The Librarian
A man walks into a bar and asks: "Can I have a pint of Less, please?"
"Sorry sir," the barman says, "what's that?"
"I've no idea," replies the man, "but I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less."
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"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"9am," came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until 9am?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not until 9am," the librarian, getting angry, said. "Why do you want to get in before 9am?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."
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"Sorry sir," the barman says, "what's that?"
"I've no idea," replies the man, "but I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less."
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"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"9am," came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until 9am?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not until 9am," the librarian, getting angry, said. "Why do you want to get in before 9am?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."
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