Evening All

[Bobbisox1]

Said in my best Dixon of Dock Green voice , legs bent a little :0)

[Redhelen72]

Good evening bobbisox how are you and your family this evening?

[DTCwordfan]

Where did Dixon of Dock Green's policemen live?

"Letsbe Avenue."

[Redhelen72]

Hilarious DTC

[Bobbisox1]

That’s her that supports Norwich innit?
She coined the phrase I think DT :0)

[DTCwordfan]

Probably find that some younger ABers won't get that one!

[Redhelen72]

Easily confused I think Bobbisox but Delia knows how to pronounce her H’s

[mallyh]

evening Bobbi , on a quiz night i was so pleased to know the answer that i said doxen of d i c k green by mistake ,i'd only had a few Proseccos .well we had a good laugh x

[Bobbisox1]

Haha, I love pub quizzes Mally, sadly haven’t been to one since this pandemic struck

[Redhelen72]

Falala La La La la

[Togo]

Haha that is the old joke. How does a policewoman part her hair? ... "Evenin All".

[Bobbisox1]

Not heard that one Togo :0(

[Redhelen72]

Trallla tea la La La

[-SharonA-]

Evening Bobbi!
Why did the cop sit on the toilet?
To do his duty!!

[Bobbisox1]

Evening Sharon, haha x

[Redhelen72]

Needs a copper for all these terrible jokes!

[Redhelen72]

Anyway bobbisox what did you have for dinner?

[DTCwordfan]

that will have Helen groaning and leaning over to pour another tipple, Sharon.

[Atheist]

Theft of a toilet in Public loo in Soho. At the moment the police have nothing to go on.

[DTCwordfan]

Twas the night before Christmas and through the Dock Green station,
Not a policeman stirred, they were all on vacation.
The stockings were hung on the wall with great care,
Next to some T-shirts and old blue underwear.
I was working the night shift compiling stats,
Answering the phone, and feeding the rat.
When all of a sudden there arose such a clatter,
I leapt from my desk to see what was the matter!
I opened the door with a creak and a crick,
And saw a jolly red fat man I knew must be St. Nick.
I had seen his picture a time or two,
He was wanted: Article 27 - Section 342.
I threw open the door and commanded him "Freeze!"
"Put your hands on you head and get down on your knees."
But he turned and he ran, up the chimney he flew, With me in pursuit, toward Delia St. I knew.
When we got to the roof Santa made for his sleigh,
Throwing down panda toys and blocking my way.
As I got to the peak, he threw down some crack,
I slipped and I fell landing flat on my back.
To my front I was faced with a toy M-1 tank,
And Barbies covering my flank.
"On Dasher, on Dancer!", he cried loud and clear.
Then I got off three taser rounds and dropped the lead deer.
And I heard Santa say as he sailed into the blue,
"Merry Christmas to all! My Lawyers, Carter-Ruck, will sue!"

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[Bobbisox1]

Very good DTC;)