Can I add piercings other than ears…also, tattoos (a cute little dolphin may look nice on a 20 year old in the small of the back but, when it’s slipped down to the fat ashore when your 50, nice quite as cute). But I safe a special loathing for titooes. Why on earth would any woman tattoo their tits?
Tittooed, sweary birds with or without facial piercings can be in great demand in the pub.
As they say, there's a boot for every foot.
I think most men, ideally, would go for a classic beauty, a 'model' type, if they could.
But that can bring more problems than it's worth....so I've heard. ;-)
No really, Atheist, what are you wittering on about? You do do talk utter rubbish, but I’m intrigued what utter nonsense you’re spouting now.
Apparently there’s children present (according to the Ed - no, I think the Ed is talking out of his or her hole as well - but let’s amuse him or her), so please, Atheist, talk in a tongue we all understand. Please.