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When Trump Visited The Queen
Air Force One arrived at Heathrow and President Trump strides to a
warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a
1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a
magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They
continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of
cheering Britons; all is going well. Suddenly, the right rear horse
lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The fart shakes the coach. The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their nose, but the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the incident.
The Queen turns to President Trump saying, "Mr. President, please
accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things
that even a Queen cannot control."
Trump, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, "Your Majesty, do
not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I
thought it was one of the horses.........."
warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a
1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a
magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They
continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of
cheering Britons; all is going well. Suddenly, the right rear horse
lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The fart shakes the coach. The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their nose, but the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the incident.
The Queen turns to President Trump saying, "Mr. President, please
accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things
that even a Queen cannot control."
Trump, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, "Your Majesty, do
not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I
thought it was one of the horses.........."
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