Exercising

[Rondy]

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 quid. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.