Hi I'm New Here

[bobtheturkey]

Apologies to those eating but if one has a particulary nasty epsiode of gastroenteritis and both ends are causing a problem at exactly the same time what is one to do?

[TheWinner]

buy 2 x b & q buckets instead of one.

[carrot99]

Did you not pack your stuffing properly?

[Ellipsis]

An orange bucket hugged tight to the chest while perched on the khazi should see you right.

[Arksided]

At least you can’t hear your self.

[anneasquith]

Big decision Bob, black or orange bucket for vomitus ,

[Gromit]

TMI - Suffer in silence.

[MrsCheese]

Hopefully with your hands full at least we can be spared any updates

[Canary42]

LOL

[murraymints]

a packet of Paxo should do the job ! ;0)