Presidential Candidate Mimics A Sex Act
Society & Culture4 mins ago
Mandela
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when
he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a
little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You
sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is
standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to
yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you've
obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the
little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts
his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Mr
Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little
Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I
don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he
hears a knock on the door again. >>> > >>On opening the door, there is
the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose,
shouting, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks
full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he
picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I
don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who
do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
says:
"What...you not Nissan Main Deala?"
he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a
little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You
sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is
standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to
yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you've
obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the
little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts
his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Mr
Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little
Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I
don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he
hears a knock on the door again. >>> > >>On opening the door, there is
the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose,
shouting, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks
full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he
picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I
don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who
do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
says:
"What...you not Nissan Main Deala?"
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