Would You Believe It

[Rondy]

Would you believe it:


Life is sexually transmitted.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred pounds and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty pence?

In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

[Patsy33]

Good ones :-))

[zebo]

Love the Slinky one, I know a lot of those people!