Two statues had been standing in the city square for well over 100 years, one was a male and the other female and they had been facing each other all of that time.
One day and Angel came down from heaven and told the statues that as a reward for their vigilance he would change them into human beings.
Changing them he said you have 30 minutes to do anything you want, and with that they both disappeared into the bushes from where the sound of giggling and rustling of leaves was heard.
After 15 minutes both statues emerged from the bushes, still giggling and with wide smiles on their faces.
The Angel was shocked and said 'You still have 15 minutes left to do what you want'
The female statue said to the male statue 'Do you want to do it again?'
'I'm game if you are' said the male statue.
'Okay' said the female statue 'But this time you hold the pigeon and I will crap on his head'