Joining The Church

[Rondy]

A young couple wanted to join the Catholic Church and went to see a Priest about what they needed to do. He told them there were some classes they needed to take for a few weeks then would have a time of abstainance from worldly desires.
So, they took the classes and then met with the Priest to see what else they had to do.
He told them they would have to go for 1 month without worldly activities. They could not have any entertainment; no stimulants; and no sex for a month. A month later, they met with the Priest again and were asked how everything went.
The husband said the first Saturday he heard some music outside and told his wife to come and look at the parade. She told him that was entertainment, so they closed the shades and started reading the Bible.
The Priest said that was good and not even the Pope would ex-communicate them for that. He asked the wife how they did on stimulants. She replied that a week ago, her husband was mowing and asked for some iced tea. She had to remind him that was a stimulant and against their requirements.
The Priest was happy and told them it was good; then asked about the no sex. The husband said it was very difficult. The previous day his wife had dropped some oranges on the floor and bent over to pick them up. He was so overwhelmed with desire that he ripped her clothes off and made love to her. They had made it for 27 days and he was ashamed.
The Priest replied that they really tried and were repentant and the Church would not kick them out for that one act.
The husband replied "No, but Tesco did kick us out."