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[Rondy]

James Bond movies were always popular at the cinema.
Every time I went to see one there was a Q.
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A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water...
I Schwepped her off her feet!
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Restaurant toilets are really really dangerous.
So many of my 1st dates have gone to use them and vanished.
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My girlfriend keeps teasing me about my receding hairline.
To be honest, It’s starting to wear a bit thin now.
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Me and the wife always said we would never go to sleep angry at each other.
We've been awake since Friday now!
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I sent a food parcel to my former wife…
Fed Ex!
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[Patsy33]

They made me chuckle... :-))