And There's More

[Rondy]

Gladiator: My name is Maximus Decimus Christophus Meridius commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to-...
Barista: I've run out of room on the cup now.......
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I watched my first ever porn video tonight!
I can't believe how thin I was then!!
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I got one of those super-seeded loaves earlier, but I’d only been home a few minutes when I heard they’d brought out a new, improved version.
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I actually had a part in the SAS Iranian embassy siege.
Not a big part, admittedly; but someone had to knit all those balaclavas.
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My girlfriend asked me why I put the oven upside down.
I told her that the cake recipe said it should go "In the oven at 180 degrees."
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Our local barber got busted for dealing drugs.
I’ve been going to him for years and I just found out he was a barber.
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