A Few More

[Rondy]

As I was rushed into A&E, the paramedic shouted “BP is 148!”
I thought that’s not really the time to talk about petrol prices.

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The seeds I sent for have germinated in the envelope.
It's left me with a postage stamp garden.

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After Quasimodo bought himself a car, he became known as the Hatchback of Notre Dame.

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I've just joined Alcoholics Anonymous
I still drink but under a different name.

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[Patsy33]

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