Calling All Men.

[ladybirder]

There are so many women having boob jobs these days and a friend and I were wondering if men can tell the difference when they touch them.  We mean the reasonably sized ones not KP sized.

I guess this might get pulled.

 

[bookbinder]

I'll volunteer as a tester, if you like.

Well, somebody's got to do it, haven't they?

[naomi24]

I don't think so.

 My friend's fried eggs are now bazookas (as she calls them) - and her husband isn't complaining,  

[Barsel]

LB it will be interesting to see how many men will admit to actually touching false boobs.😅

[Ken4155]

Yes, imho they do not feel real. They tend not to 'move' like real ones, either.

[Barsel]

Ken, are you speaking from personal experience or something that you read?

[naomi24]

Bookbinder, that's what I call sacrifice:  you're a veritable saint.  😂

[Buenchico]

From the website of a British plastic surgeon:
"Breasts with implants can feel different to the touch than unaugmented breasts and although silicone breasts feel similar to real breasts, they are still manmade and may not feel like natural breast tissue particularly if you have very little breast tissue".

Source:
https://www.markhenley.co.uk/blog/13/10_things_you_should_know_before_getting_breast_implants

[bookbinder]

Naomi24, thank you for your kind comment. I've always been a contact-friendly sort of person.

[naomi24]

😂

[sddsddean]

I don't think I've ever 'handled' enhanced boobs (but who knows nowadays), but I go by the old saying "more than a handful's a waste!"

[Ken4155]

I've 'known' two lasses who had theirs enhanced - not Katy Price size - but just pleasantly aesthetic. I knew one of them had been 'under the knife' but not the other, but i knew straight away they were falsies.

[naomi24]

Would you not bother again, Ken?  

[Buenchico]

^^^ Thanks, Ken, for explaining what "KP sized" means in Ladybirder's original post.  

I had something much smaller in mind!
https://tinyurl.com/mrrhwpuh

😄

[naomi24]

Haaa!  That's exactly what I thought LB meant!  😂

[Ken4155]

It didn't put me off, Naomi. As i said, aesthetically they were quite pert. They just felt and moved differently. 

As to whether or not i would 'bother again'? Chance would be a fine thing😉

[retrocop]

Not really interested in boobs particularly not artificially enhanced. Now a nice long shapely pair of pins and that arouses my interest.

[naomi24]

😂

[ladybirder]

I am so glad I put this post up, what a laugh you've all given us.  KP nuts never came into my mind, so funny.

BB is in line for BA but I'll wait a little longer.

[retrocop]

Should I wish to be amused or titilated by thruppenys I log on to AB and read the collective posts from our three amigos.😆

[douglas9401]

A word of caution, men should wait to be invited before embarking on research.

Yours etc

Prisoner 9401, HMP Barlinnie.