Today Is A Day Of Beauty

[Vagus]

I have cut my finger and toe nails, flossed my teeth, used the heated eye pad, and put olive oil in my ear. This is what passes for a day of beauty these days 🙄

Once it gets warm enough I may give my legs their first (and possibly only) shave of the year although it needs to be a LOT warmer for that.

Does anyone have a beauty routine to match mine?

 

[1ozzy]

I do.

Get up, rub the sleep from my eyes, scratch my butt, stagger to the kitchen, make coffee!!

[Vagus]

That's pretty much my morning routine too 1ozzy 🤣

[1ozzy]

👍

[david small]

Get up, sigh, lay down again. Cold shower, two mile run, 50 press-ups. Then I wake up for morning coffee.

[Vagus]

🤣🤣🤣

[nicebloke1]

Not to sure if this counts, got into my lug holes with the hair trimmer. Then boiled the kettle tip some into a clean container, add a little cold and proceeded to shoot warm water into my lug holes in the hope of removing some wax. Been performing this opperation now for a few days and still no mushrooms have dropped in the wash basin. But at least its stopped the itching for a top. I'm hoping that a fair size mushroom will drop out of each ear in the coming days.🤣

[nicebloke1]

For a time^^

[Vagus]

Of course it counts, and it's so nice to see the gentlemen of AB taking such good care of themselves, I thought it would only be the ladies who replied.

Good for you, chaps 👍😁

[Vagus]

Do any of you trim your eyebrows? I have to do OHs as he can't reach them with his specs on, and can't see to do them without his specs.

[nicebloke1]

Cant stand old men like me walking round with bushes hanging out their ears, especially their noses. Really no need with all these battery nick nacs on the market that are very cheap to buy. It just takes a few mins to tidy ones mush.😁

[Vagus]

Do you use moisturiser and/or aftershave?

[nicebloke1]

14.52 yes i use the same battery trimmer. It all makes you look better, younger and cleaner. Thick bushy everything can make you look somewhat awful me thinks.

[nicebloke1]

Aftershave not very offten, only if my chin/ neck develops an itch or two. Creams i do tend to use on legs, as I've always had dry skin on lower legs like my mum, but nothing serious. She always says it the rise and fall of the leaf when its at its worst, and it is those times.

[Vagus]

Sorry not to get back to you, been sat in the summerhouse all afternoon drinking gin and putting the world to rights. 

[Cloverjo]

I also can't bear old men's sprouting facial hair. I have to trim Husband's eyebrows. I think I'd rather cut his toenails. (Also hideous). 
I hope you enjoyed your gin, Vagus 

[Vagus]

I did clover, thank you. 
goodness, I can deal with OH facial hair but would NEVER, EVER cut his toe nails 🤢

[ubasses]

My morning routine is, smear of bio oil over my very dry skin, followed by serum and moisturiser.  Every three weeks eyebrows and top lip threaded, the only place I seem to grow hair.  Drag OH with me to get his eyebrows done. Followed by my nails.  Legs and underarms checked beore going away on holiday, very rarely anything to remove.

[Alan365]

Once a year i use my wife's expensive shampoo to give my nuts a treat.

[Vagus]

😮🫣🍆🚿

[Vagus]

Ubasses, I always assumed you were a bloke, no idea why 🤷‍♀️🤣