Im home alone.....cheer me up!!

[kazzianne]

My boyfriend is away on business and my son is at his dads,so ive poured myself a large glass of wine,and come on AB coz hopefully you lot will cheer me up!

[mrrobbo15]

....me too....ive only winning the lottery to look forward to before bed.....

oh and half a pizza

[kazzianne]

God everybody has told me all week that I should enjoy having the house to myself - but its no fun at all!! So why are you on your own then?

[raysparx]

Hi Kazzi, Cheer up love, i'm on my way round, oh my god you said cheer you up didn't you not depress you,sorry, wrong again,doh!!

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer. (no idea)

What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?

still no eye deer.!!

[OBonio]

Little OBonio is fast asleep and Mrs OBonio isn't due back from work until 9pm.

I have no wine and I spent over 20 quid on a hair cut today!

There you go. Cheering you up by letting you know there are some of us worse off ;o)

[kazzianne]

lol,thanks Ray - how are you honey?

[~Wingnut~]

Hey there kazzianne and mrrobbo15! :o)

We're watching the end of X-men, well hubby is, kids are watching it in bed, reckon they may be having nightmares tonight! :os

Enjoy the peace and quiet Kazzi! ... and the bottle of wine you just know your gonna polish off before the end of the night ;o) lol

[~Wingnut~]

Oh! hello others who appeared whilst I was typing too! lol

[kazzianne]

what a lot we are!! Well I guess after last weekend I'd better behave myself!

[~Wingnut~]

20 quid on a haircut! Jeepers! My hubby is getting me to do his hair now that they have upped their prices to �8 up town!

I haven't done his hair yet, but the last time I cut it was a few years ago and he ended up having to go to the barbers anyway! .... I did a terrible job!

[mrrobbo15]

......i live on my own...but normally someone would be here......or i would have been invited out somewhere, dont know whear ive gone wrong this week lol .......and its grey out too.....

....but, but....its a ham and pineapple pizza !!!

[kazzianne]

awww mrrobbo - so am I right in thinking you are male??

[kazzianne]

wingnut - so will hubby need to wear a hat after your efforts?x

[raysparx]

I went to the doctors,and told him I had broken my arm in two places,

He said, Don't go to those places again!!!

I'm fine kazzi,the wife is cooking me steak & salad, well I hope she isn't cooking the salad,but we'll see, speak soon, take care, xx

[kazzianne]

Enjoy the steak Ray - and thanks for your saucy email,tho what Im meant to do with a tin of pineapple rings god knows!!x

[mrrobbo15]

yes yes male

...and now wondering why /what happened to you last weekend...if you must behave this one

........or is it best not to ask....shall we just leave it as a wink wink ?

[~Wingnut~]

lol Kazzi, more than likely he will yeah! lol He said if I mess it up he will just shave it all off!!!! His heads too much of a funny shape for it to be bald!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kazzianne]

Hi Robbo - not as bad as you think - I hope!! Boyfriend and me went out for dinner then onto a club.Was dancing,drinking etc.Well Vodka,high heels and dancing dont always go and I ended up flat on my back on the dance floor,with boyfriend in hysterics so much he couldnt even pick me up!! Didnt even spill a drop of my drink tho - how cool is that?

[kazzianne]

bless - has he got a funny headshape from you hitting him with a frying pan?lol

[~Wingnut~]

Lol! hmmm maybe lol That and our 2 young daughter's keep beating him up! lol

Sounds like you had a good night last week! lol Bravo on not spilling a drop! :o)

[mrrobbo15]

.....wow....thats impressive.....i admire people who get their prioities right lol

...though i admire how women do so many things in high heels....amazing really