i met this girl....

[bobtheturkey]

we went out for a drink, i said i would phone her but i sent a text instead by mistake to her sisters best mate who it turns out worked in the bar where we had the drink, now this girl then rang me and asked me would i go out with her cousins next door neighbour who it turns out is a mate of the girl i went to have a drink with, now this girl has a twin who seen me with said girl and told her twin who told her mate, now this mate fancies me but hasn't told me but she did tell her mum who i had a relationship with a few years ago, the mums best mate used to go out with my brother who use to go out with the other twin who is actually the hairdresser of my best friends neice what should i do?

[unruliejulie]

ah,back to normal then, good to have you back RB

[Poglet]

bob, my advice would be: become gay!

dont forget Top Gear Ruge! 8pm bbc2 :) x

[nursecarla]

where do you get this stuff from :op

[lushrhian]

u r so tkin th pios