i think im being stalked

[bobtheturkey]

i have noticed things like some of my y fronts missing off the washing line and random pics of my bare botty posted to me, plus the other day in the post office mrs harris from number 43 waving a syringe at me while stroking her facial hair in a threatening manner what should i do?

[nattab]

stop wearing y fronts, lol

[Katie~77]

Run and hide Bob. It's the only sensible thing to do!x

[nursecarla]

will you stop it! :))

[Redbel]

......and stop exposing your botty .... lol

[nattab]

where can we get the pics, are they online yet? lol

[Redbel]

Well his y fronts certainly arent nattab....lol

[Poglet]

bob, read a book mate! :S

[nattab]

can't help but crack a smile when i talk to you lot.

do you think i should tell him i'm the stalker and i've only took his y fronts to get them whiter than white with my new lemon daz

[Jennykins]

Tell your family and friends.. that way if you go missing they know who to point the finger at....

good luck

[dot.hawkes]

i would go to a different post office ;)

[bobtheturkey]

none of you are helping here :)

[nattab]

oh come on bob, think of the lemony smell

[Poglet]

wow, this film is good and colin is gorge so i'm off to give it my full attention!

nattab - you can come and do my washing for me tomorrow if you like and get my whites whiter than white cos i'm fed up trying to get it all dry in this weather!

nite all :) x

[nattab]

maybe someone thinks its about time u purchased some new underwear, or fancied a change of scenery

[Redbel]

Well bob, if I where you i'd buy a tumble dryer, make sure the curtains are drawn.....not sure about Mrs Harris though...lol

[nattab]

night poglet, enjoy your film

[Katie~77]

Have they taken the beige thong?x

[bobtheturkey]

they are primark nattb they crumble in the wash :) bez maybe you could take her out for me lol

[Redbel]

Yeah I could take her for a face wax... lol

[nattab]

maybe you could hang a bottle of shaving foam on the line and she will take the hint, lol