i think im being stalked

[bobtheturkey]

i have noticed things like some of my y fronts missing off the washing line and random pics of my bare botty posted to me, plus the other day in the post office mrs harris from number 43 waving a syringe at me while stroking her facial hair in a threatening manner what should i do?

[bobtheturkey]

yes katie the bra too :) lmao at bez

[dot.hawkes]

lol bez........bet she's scared now,

[Katie~77]

I can't believe it Bob. I'm gutted!!!x

[Redbel]

No I am Dot...not sure what the heck is in that syringe....lol

[nattab]

probably the date rate drug, god knows what she wants to do with u, could be like one of harry enfield's 2 old ladies 'Ooh, young man!!'

[Redbel]

nattab.....but Mrs Harris is 89.....lol

[nattab]

she might be older, but she'll have more experience and it's always the quiet ones

[nattab]

maybe she has handcuffs, or silk scarves and an ice pick, lol

[dot.hawkes]

Aha Bez you made a slip there girl, NOONE mentioned mrs harris was 89!!!!!!!! What do you know? You're behind it all aren't you? Where do you draw your pension?

[dot.hawkes]

silk scarves? Who mentioned silk scarves????

[Redbel]

Oh **!**.....slipped up there Dot.... :)

[nattab]

sorry dot, it was me about the silk scarves, been watching too much basic instinct, lol

[dot.hawkes]

so what do you know about 'Mrs harris' ? is that a name u adopt when you go on your undercover stalking missions?

[dot.hawkes]

s'ok nat it just reminded me of something lol ;)

[Redbel]

Dot, she's my great great great Grandmother...ahem....she told me....lol

[nattab]

ooh u little devil dot, bet u have a little stalkers kit of ur own don't u. :)

[bobtheturkey]

just boarding up the windows

[nattab]

u know if u have a stalker, then they might already be in the house, with video cameras in the loft, mrs harris will have the ladders in her tights to get up there won't she

[Pippa68]

You still got some y fronts left, bob..or are you having to go commando?

[bobtheturkey]

nattab you are worrying me now lol yes pippa got my pack of 3 left