evil question

[rabbits]

I am a nice person (really I am) but I need to know the best way to terminally ruin a TV. Can't let this person (usual story) take the TV .

[dot.hawkes]

Unplug said TV from the mains, dvd, video sky etc, remove any Ariel lead, lift it off the stand, table, whatever, carry it across the room, ascend the stairs, enter main bedroom, open window, drop TV out of the window, potentially it will no longer offer an acceptable picture.

[Froggy_Queen]

Pour a can of full fat coca cola down the back, rots the electrics quicker than you can say 'whoops'.

[dot.hawkes]

less fun froggy but way more satisfying in a chocoholic sort of way.

(see dot utilise the brown colour option in an appropriate way)

[sixpence]

Don't ruin a good TV. Let he/she take it. Say you don't need it, because you'll be much to busy having a good time to watch TV.

[Dan Glebitts]

dismantle the buttons on the telly and cut up or take off the buttons on the remote...that may work

[Rubyrose]

Or pour the coke in it and then let he/she take it and let them plug it in.... now that would be really evil! Lol. Or you could smash the screen in with a bat of some kind!

[dot.hawkes]

Ruby I sense anger and violence! calm down it's only TV

[Rubyrose]

Anger and violence? Not from me you don't Dotty. I am in a fantastic mood... tired but fantastic! Ain't life grand? I started my new job on monday.. they all love me already, I have a great view of 2 fit guys and they all invited me up the pub and we watched the football and the company stuck a tab behind the bar! Great fun! :o)

[Booldawg]

Jonathan Ross has been terminally ruining TV for years. ask him.

[dot.hawkes]

calm down Ruby you are sounding rather too Russian and that is not a good thing lol! ( No evil intent there)

Glad the job is going well, jealous of the view of two fit blokes, I only get the view of one and he is gay.

Isn't it demeaning though to be treated special just because you are drop dead gorgeous and sexy? i get fed up of it sometimes, they never treat you like you have a brain. :)

[alfiebrady]

A magnet passed across a CRT screen will ruin it.

[bobtheturkey]

super glue it to your backside and jump in the sea

[funkymoped]

cover all the vents... the system will overheat and burn the boards out. same goes for a computer !!!

[Froggy_Queen]

Now there's an idea BobtheTurkey, why don't you give us a demonstration....

[daftpixie]

yep, magnet on top (give it about 24hrs) will distort colours etc, as alfiebrady said, have fun! its not just a tv, its symbolic and venting is sooo good for the soul!

[bobtheturkey]

the dolphins would save me

[Froggy_Queen]

Noooo - it would be the TV they'd be saving.

[Rubyrose]

I know Dotty.. its terribe being gorgeous... but someone's gotta do it! ;o)

Seriously though... the two fitties work in the department next to mine and they are HOT! I was squeezed in the stock cupboard with one of them today whilst I was filing and he is actually flawless! I don't use this word often for guys but he was..... DREAMY! I wonder if I can get away with turning my desk round to face them full on??! Hmmmm! :o)

[dot.hawkes]

ruby , ever heard of that feng shway rubbish, become a devotee mate lol

[Rubyrose]

Ooooooh brilliant idea Dotty! Thats great! I will put it into play tomorrow.. I might have to also sit on his lap too... its part of my feng shui! ;o) Hehehe