pearl necklace

[ajthebest]

my boyfriend said he was going to give me a pearl necklace........thing is he is quite poor and I am not sure how he is going to be able to afford this. What shall I say?

[Pippa68]

Say nothing...just close your eyes and wait for your surprise.

[Ethel]

How I laughed.

:|

Not.

[raysparx]

As pippa says,you are in for a surprise, you might like it,you might not, have some tissues handy anyway.

[rugeleyboy]

just wonderful!! my kind of humour!!

[ajthebest]

I am quite worried about where he is going to get the money from.

[raysparx]

They don't cost much!!!!!

[rugeleyboy]

he will have to "SHAKE" his piggy bank!!!!

[raysparx]

Nice one Rugeley.!!!

[ajthebest]

i think he will have to shake it hard....there is not alot there

[Pippa68]

Ask him to show you the money (shot)

[raysparx]

Iv'e got a lot, wanna shake mine,it's full to bursting point!!!

[rugeleyboy]

this could be a mega thread!!!!!!!!!!

[raysparx]

Footies on,gotta go.i will shake my own then !!!!

[*Zeus*]

You will have to thank him properly by having sex with him

[ajthebest]

bit worried.....it might not suit me when he puts it on.

[redcrx]

ask for a golden shower instead, Im sure that would be cheaper

[Pippa68]

Pearl necklaces are universal..they suit everyone..even blokes wear them sometimes, I believe.

[*Zeus*]

Not Northern blokes...just them Southern ones

[muppeteer]

if you dont like it you could always ask him to return it- make him swallow his pride!

[Pippa68]

I hear that blokes with just one pearl earring are quite popular.