id shag anyone living for a million, I mean come on 20 mins if hes any good isnt long is it , a smear somtimes takes just as long and you have to pull your own knickers up after.
I could just about do the horizontal tango with anybody for a million!! But only if I was allowed to put a brown paper bag over their head and keep my eyes shut!!
Oh,and have hypnotherapy afterwards to erase all memories of the incident.