How much would you steal?

[sexyrussian]

Of course stealing anything is wrong but what amount would you consider serious and what amount would you consider stealing?.I really wanted an i-pod mini and my Dad said I already had an i-pod so was not allowed one so I stole one.I would consider what I did as mild robbery.I think it was worth about 130 pounds but was wondering what you would see as serious robbery.

[redcrx]

is whiffey having your baby ray??? blimey, you kept that quiet

[annavc]

slight change of subject but have a look at this:

http://www.office-humour.co.uk/go/4219

You need sound - how funny is that!

[raysparx]

THats it i'm off 100 not out,good game of cricket well done chaps,cucmber sandwich? I have washed it just in case you think Sr had it as a dildo !!!!

[raysparx]

if hes got my condom he might be ,blimey news of the world for me next week !!!!

[4getmenot]

Bravo old chap

[redcrx]

good innings folks

[raysparx]

That is mean anna,isn't it,how could anybody do that ???

[annavc]

mean but still funny! I love the look on the presenters faces.

[caz21]

Hi SR,

Where did you manage to steal this iPod from and how long ago did you do it? I'm curious!

[raysparx]

get me one i'll give you �50 for one go on you silly old cow,make yourself a fortune here !!!

yes anna,they were a little taken back .

[whiffey]

I'd rather not say caz, I might incrimenate myself.

[caz21]

Did i miss something whiffey?

[redcrx]

doesnt make much sense does it caz

[Pippa68]

Hmmmmm...this one might have been made up? D'oh, and there was me thinking SR always told the truth whiffey :o)

Ray..could I trouble you for a mint condom? not too keen on the strawberry ones and minty ones give you that nice warm feeling like your nethers are on fire.

Burned beetroot anyone?

[raysparx]

no mint ones pippa, tell you what i'll put an after eight mint on the end of me old john thomas

[horsestache1]

Hi back again,had to pick my daughter up from the old folks home, she's 96 and then my mum from school,she's 6. Have'nt you all been busy.

I'm not thick 7 is a good age to do a Phd in astro physics on Mars

[horsestache1]

Wiffey pregnant, how, when by whom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pippa68]

Nice one ray..I do like my mint! not sure about the fondant though, it might cause a nasty reaction.

[raysparx]

Whiffey is only pregnant if he got hold of the condom I gave to the lesbian so she could have my baby,but people say she lies,so I want it back,but I think she may have used some of the contents on herself and then gave it to whiffey but it's my sperm !!!!

[raysparx]

Tell you what then pippa i'll put a polo mint on.it should slide on easy !!!!