Why do women moan so much?

[turboped]

When I got home from work my wife complained about the huge pile of ironing. She's gone out for the evening so i decided to take a look. A lot of it were towels, which I've folded and put away. I've ironed all my underwear (both pairs) toasty, and put the rest into a large cardboard box and put it in the cupboard under the stairs. PROBLEM SOLVED! When she gets home she will have a lovely surprise and I will get 10 out of 10 and a gold star.

[Pippa68]

Oh I do keep it clean n00dleys..I wash it thoroughly first ;o)

[Starbar]

I was led to believe that multi tasking was the ABILITY to perform numerous tasks together at the same time, not to just carry out a number of tasks one after the other, that's just doing it one by one surely.
Anyway, Turboped
Did you get the 10 and the star ?

[joko]

you are right starbar, catwoman just had loads to do in one day - which is still flipping impressive and hard work and there were probably a few instances of multitasking like doing other stuff while the waiting for the washing to do.

it doesn't mean you have one hand on the typewriter and the other one filling in a form with a feather duster between your toes all at once - it is 'slicing and dicing' the tasks logically for convenience, and 'while your there, do that' stuff.
though you may go round the house collecting washing but dusting as you go, or maybe with the phone clamped to your shoulder.

the simplest piece of multitasking, that my ex always seemed unable to manage was making tea and toast

my way -

ask if he wants T&T,
collect used cups,
go into kitchen,
take kettle to sink,
leave cups by sink,
fill up put on to boil,
get bread in toaster,
while thats doing,
go to fridge, collect -margerine, jam, milk,
go to cupboard collect plates, knife, spoon.
go to other cupboard and get tea and sugar,
go to sink wash cups,
by this time kettle is boiled,
pour in cups, butter toast,
add milk - serve on a tray

his way
ask if i want T&T,
goes into kitchen and gets bread out of cupboard,
goes to cup cupborad, then remembers we have just used some, comes back into living room collects cup and washes them,
put them near kettle and fills with teabag and sugar,
while there picks up kettle and fills at the sink and puts it on to boil,
goes to toaster,
inserts bread then stands around while these two things do their job.
once bread pops up, goes to fridge and gets out stuff, comes to living room to ask what i want on my toast,
opens tub a and jar and then looks for a knife,
butters toast.
fills cups,

[turboped]

Good greif joko, all that to prove what? Most women I know would.

Ignore cups that need washing.
Boil kettle.
Have a chat.
Boil kettle again.
Warm grill.
Boil kettle again.
Have a chat.
Boil kettle again.
Put milk and 1.5 sugars in cup ( I take 2)
Go out and buy loaf of bread.
Have a chat.
Boil kettle again.
Fill kettle with water.
Flap magazine at smoke detector due to burnt crumbs set on fire in grill.
Have a chat about how smoke detectors are too sensitive.
Boil kettle.
Pour hot water onto milk and sugar.
Pace toast under grill.
Add teabag.
Replace burnt toast with fresh bread.
Remove teabag from luke warm mikly liquid thingy.
Get toast out of grill and leave for 30mins while you have chat.
Get butter out of coldest part of fridge.
Attempt to butter toast with hard butter.
Place butter in microwave until liquifies.
have a chat about how microwaves don't work properly.
Serve with sour face.

[beejaybee]

Yes we can multitask because we`re a lot cleverer than men. Multitasking to a man is opening a can & using the remote control. Ofcourse we can cook & have sex at the same time a boiled egg only takes 3 minutes.

[joko]

turdoped

you must know some extremely idiotic women....

says a lot about you really...

[turboped]

I think your being a bit harsh about your own gender. I hardly think that says a lot about me, It's not my fault women's brains work the way they do.

[PAUL55]

What I want to know is What happened to the cat in the end?