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mnko | 19:17 Sat 01st Jul 2006 | Body & Soul
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how do you console an englishman at this dark time?
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Only 100 mnko. We can probably do better than that. Lucky you, being in Ireland. I love Ireland.x
OK, I just got a txt from SR, it reads: "Dear Whiffey you are the loveliest person I have met for over a week. You make me go all googly"

Now, would I text myself ? Would I spell all the words right ?

No, so kindly go away and play in the traffic. I have to go to bed now because I need the rest. You can carry on talking if you like.

Oh blimey - that means staying up and it's past my bedtime!

Someone say something interesting...

Where's joby when you need it...?
Whiffey... text me.
I just had a text from Wayne Rooney saying "Sorry Katie. I didn't mean to stand on that blokes jacobs, and get sent off. Please forgive me" x
Whiffey - I do not know if it will help, but I believe you !!!! I KNOW you are a wonderful, decent, kind, tender, generous human being (errr, you need to see my farewells on CS) so you have a lovely sleeps and cuddles and I hope that lamb casserole was delicious !
whiffey, thanks for cheering me up! boy, you're desperate!!!! so she texted you. thats ok then, we believe you!!!!!!!
sorry mnko, my spelling isn't much better, same reason as you but then again, mines always crap in here!!!
I don't believe you got a txt from Wayne Rooney, that is plain ridiculous and obviously made up and some of us need to go to bed rather than read rubbish like this.

You can text me if you want, I am real and not pregnant yet.
Check out an email addy too mate :)
EXACTLY what compelling evidence do you have about me, Whiffey?
Thought as much.

Coward.
just tell him ENGLAND will always be better than the scotch.... the welsh....the irish....
but you would only be telling him what he`s known from birth !
in footballing !!

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