i have discovered after 25 years of intense research

[dot.hawkes]

that i have Russian ancestry, my options are:
1) embarrassing
2) limited
3) never ending.

go on, you decide.

[johnlambert]

Was it bent like a banana?

[dot.hawkes]

got it in one john lol

[johnlambert]

Ha, I know him,, or rather I knew him, nice guy,, wouldnt want to share a shower with him tho lol

[dot.hawkes]

oh he was good at hide the soap tho but

[johnlambert]

Hmmmmm lets just leave it there shall we?
i wonder what he's doing now?

[dot.hawkes]

my pc is about to catch fire i think i can smell burning lol, really really, anyway, y'all come back now y'hear

[PullMyFinger]

Dot.Hawks.. you need to get a life.

[Pippa68]

Hmmmm..my two eldest children are descended from Elizabeth Fry ~ a Quaker prison reformer. This also means they are related very very distantly to Florence Nightingale.

They are proud to say that two of their ancestors were featured on English bank notes :o)

Sorry..is that too serious? LOL.

[dot.hawkes]

pullmyfinger if my life was any busier/fuller/interesting they would make a tv show about me lol. Seriously, that is such a stock answer from people who have no awareness of how other people can fit in a million and one things in their day, earn a good wage, run a business and still have the chance to stay on AB til the early hours cos they happen to be on a day off. My dime mate.

[Pippa68]

I never have understood that phrase..it's incredibly daft.

'Naff off and do something a little more interesting' is far better. And if I know dot (and at this moment I think I do) she can do several interesting things all at once. That's talent, mate.

[dot.hawkes]

awwwwwww penelope you are such a sweetie!!!!!!! i am only doing three things at once at the moment, sitting here surfing this net thingy, looking stunning in my champagne coloured nightie and thinking about making a bit more of my day off than i am thus far doing. i have to go to the Aquarium as two fish died, but i am too lazy today to get on with things. Comes from having such a stressed and hectic few weeks at work, i will think some more and have a square of galaxy eh?