i have discovered after 25 years of intense research

[dot.hawkes]

that i have Russian ancestry, my options are:
1) embarrassing
2) limited
3) never ending.

go on, you decide.

[ELVIS68]

As long as it`s not sexyrussian you`re ok ;o)

[Toureman]

If your sexy you can have a different username, I bet you were expecting answers like this, just trying to wind us all up!!!!!!!!

[wonderwoman1]

dot, i was jelous of you working with shoes all day but i can safely say i am not jelous of your russian ancestry!

[Pippa68]

Now you can call yourself dottyrussian..think of the kudos that can bring ;o)

You're options are neverending. All you need to do now is take an intensive course in fibbing (badly) break a bone or two, eat copious amounts of food you hate, get an animal you can't take care of & read up on stinking of beetroot. Way hay!!

[dot.hawkes]

Elvis it ain't. toureman, i done good eh/? WW, we have the new season's boots coming in in 7 days (yes i said 7 days) i shall give u the heads up on the latest looks.

[wonderwoman1]

thanks dot!

[wonderwoman1]

pippa dont forget the crying!

[dot.hawkes]

pippa u have put me right off the rusky stuff! I was having a Dr Zhivargo moment and u ruined it! Omar Sharif will never seem the same again/.

[dot.hawkes]

oh i can cry.................see..............did u hear that........no that favours a wailing banshee i will have to practise that one.

[ELVIS68]

dot...It`s ...It isn`t...not it aint...you are not from London so remember that lol

[Pippa68]

Awww sorry dotty :o(

Just think..Omar..Omar..Omar..see that's better isn't it?

[painterman]

God what is it with this russian business. been looking for a couple of days now and all you do is moan about the russian girl. Seems to me like dot.hawkes is a mischief maker. get a life - you're boring boring boring dot.hawkes

[Pippa68]

I think it's theraputic ;o)

[dot.hawkes]

but my husband and his mum and dad and his nan and grandad and his great gran and granny and grandad and grandad and great great grandad and great great gran and great nan and great grandad were. And his great great great gran was from Great Missenden in Bucks and they talk like that too.

[lia*]

are you pregnant dotty?

[painterman]

Ever considered that someone might have russian ancestry who posts on this site? Perhaps if someone were to post an obnoxious dig about presumably middle aged woman called dot then she wouldn't like it so much!

[dot.hawkes]

oooooooooo painter man wait til i find out which aber u is, i shall give you a right time on ere, lol, good try at a wind up but i am a CBer mate, bet u are already postin on this thread too, normal MO

[dot.hawkes]

i have russian ancestry, i post on this site, mine moved to Pvlow. and we all know what happened to them eh?

[painterman]

then shame on you - you're blatently racist

[dot.hawkes]

aye your right and u must be a boney m fan