Your partner - most annoying thing they do???

[PinkFizz]

What is it that they regularly do that drives you nuts? Either in a funny way or "im gona strangle them if they do that one more time!!"

[PinkFizz]

posy - he sounds a real treasure!! lol

[Supernick]

1. Constantly making me shut my bedroom window when i pop to the newsagent for 5 minutes, even thougha potential burgler would have to shin up two floors of sheer concrete to even get near it. "There's no point in getting into bad security habits", he announces.
2. Forgetting that my parents are coming round to stay and leaving "Nick is Gay"/"Nick has a tiny c**k" in foot high letters on the bathroom mirror, so when it steams up my parents ask me why.

[PinkFizz]

lmao Supernick!! Daft question - but why oh why have you put up with him for so long????

[~posy-jo~]

oh he is pink!!!!! the more annoying things i read on here the more i realise that he does these things!! but i have put up with it for 7 yrs now i've given up on nagging him coz he just ignores me and i just get wound up. we just have to get used to the fact that he is an untidy git and i'm a clean freak!!!!! which i think suits him coz he gets to make a mess and leave it knowing full well i will go and tidy it up!!! xXx bl00dy men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[glenn_99]

A defence for the men:-

It is not me that wants my shoes lined up nicely at the back door.
The remote controls CAN stay on the arm of the chair until tomorrow, when I can use them again.
I will take the things upstairs.......when I go.
The house doesn't need to be immaculate whilst we are on holiday, for potential burglars.
The toilet seat is down when I go to the toilet and up when my wife goes........don't see the problem.

:)

We've just got one of those anti banging toilet seats that take ten seconds to go down. Fantastic

[whiskeysheri]

ROFLMAO @ Supernick! ☺ x

[Supernick]

'Cos bless him, he's my best mate, PinkFizz. He might drive me to distraction occasionally,
sometimes literally - ("Mate, you're too close to those cars". "No I'm not, it's okay". BANG BANG BANG. 3 parked cars with no wing mirrors), but more than makes up for it the rest of the time. I'm sure he'd say the same thing about me!

[painterman]

My wife seems to think its hilarious to make to jump. She waits for me behind doors and jumps out just to make me yell. she's totally nuts but always has been. on our first date she wore odd shoes!

[PinkFizz]

odd shoes - different colours?? lol

[whiskeysheri]

Supernick cracks me up! LOL!

Got to admit, Painteman, I do that too. I wouldn't if I didn't get such a fantastic response! ;o)

[alice1]

My god - you have covered EVERYTHING i feel about marriage! have laughed out loud lots - Thanks. Some of you are so funny (in a good way) sorry - bit tipsy

[unruliejulie]

This has got to have been one of the most amusing posts i have read in ages. laughed all the way. I think what was funny was the double even triple postings after something else had been thought of that annoyed them as well!!!! a bit of "oh and also........."great stuff!