men

[laurence2]

What are your top 5 things that bug you about women

[Booldawg]

1) they're above sea level

[miffy63]

Why 5 things for women and 3 for men?????????????

[laurence2]

1. Bathrooms {how long does it take them in their}

2. Shopping {why do they go in every shop, then go back to the 1st shop they were in}

3. Nagging

4. addicted to soaps { TV}

5 Turning up late for everything

[turboped]

That for 1 miffy63

[laurence2]

miffy, we got more to moan about lol

[turboped]

1. No matter how many times they do the same task, the method never improves.

2. Very sexist against men but hate sexism.

3. Always right especially when they're very wrong.

4. No win or trap questions e.g. How do I look?

5. Can't live without them. xx

[miffy63]

I admit that I might occaisionally nit-pick but I never nag.

I'm not addicted to soaps.

I take as long as it takes in the bathroom.

I'm never late, it's my pet hate.

And I'm a rare female who hates shopping.

[miffy63]

Ward~minter women are far better drivers than men!

[Cobra2]

1. They dont like you flirting with other women.

2. They never invite their pretty friends for a 3some.

3. They never get you a beer when you have your feet up watching the footie.

4. They dont like you coming home stinking drunk from the pub.

5. They always want to go to see chick flicks.

[laurence2]

miffy, do you mean, more careful drivers?

What is it with women and roundabouts when driving, they think the whole roundabout must be clear before proceeding

[miffy63]

Well Laurence don't you think anyone driving a car SHOULD be careful? As for round abouts my sister once reversed on one when she'd missed her turning, I was in the passenger seat at the time and thought I was going to die!

[laurence2]

miffy, absolutely.

Reversed on a roundabout ? what was she thinging of

[girl_lesbian]

This has really made me laugh. You guys have really made my evening. Its all so TRUE!

[Makinamess]

Miffy - are you my soul sister ? I also am not addicted to soaps (I only watch the news, music programmes and F1 on the tv), I absolutely detest shopping, am a bit paranoid about being late ha ha. I take about 5 minutes to get ready to go out and am usually tapping my fingers on the table waiting for my mates to get themselves organised and have advanced driving qualifications. Oh, btw, yes, I AM a woman !

[rugeleyboy]

1.ability to shop,shop and more shop..... then say they are skint!!

2.gets a cob on when i fancy someone on tv, but coo's when shane ward comes on.

3.agree's to go out with you because of your sense of humour,then 8 years later,she tells you that your not funny??

4.turned up on our wedding day!

5.gems tv,i buy, qvc and the rest of the bloody shopping channels that are always on!!

[noxlumos]

I like women generally ,however I don't like "silly" women who use their sex as an excuse to be crap at things and have men do them for them like:-
1. I can't put oil in my car - I'm a girl!
2. I can't climb up that ladder and clean the windows- I'm a girl!
3. I can't pick up anything heavier than a small paperback book-I'm a girl!
4.I can't understand how to do anything I've never done before-I'm a girl!
5.I'm never, ever wrong and if you say I am I'll cry and get my own way- I'm a girl!

Thankfully Mrs Nox is an oil changing, window cleaning, weight lifting, super intelligent, down to earth Goddess so I'm very lucky. ( Had to say that or she'd murder me).

[Sphinx_Svens]

wow miffy .. you spoken for?

[miffy63]

I'm afraid so sphinx_svens. He's a South African ex big game hunter, very macho but also quite sexist - bit like the Aussies.