Woman to man

[bloaterbum]

One day you will wake up next to your wife and find she has turned into a man.EEEK Get the gyst?
Does this frighten you?!

[Blyss]

no , but at leaste she will ahve control of the remote for the TV !

[rugeleyboy]

my biggest fear is that she will turn into her mother!! poiseness cow!!

thats the mother in law of course!!!

[steviep165]

i'm with blyss, you should see my other half with the sky+. recipe for disaster. and she could wash her own bloody car then.

[Blyss]

stevie if you bought your wife a car , she should be washing it herslef , plus yours and licking the souls of your feet , just cus your so great !!


oh I hope you have hidden the crow bar , Iron and anything else that can be fatal before you tell her that .

[steviep165]

no good showing her an iron, she wouldnt know wot to do with it. or a washing machine. or a hoover. mmmm, licking my feet? they are a bit crusty.

[robbo82]

Well, bearing in mind i'm not married, I'd be more suprised to find I had a wife than to find she was a man.

[steviep165]

get yourself a pre-nup typed up just in case robbo! you never know when satan will cack in your lap.

[~Wingnut~]

bl**dy hell stevie, your wife must wake up every morning feeling one hell of a lucky woman!! ;o) lol