How was everyones weekend?

[China Doll]

Just wondered if everyone had a nice weekend? Did anyone do anything exciting? As you may be able to tell I'm a trifle bored today and am also giving up smoking so need lots of distractions!

Cheers,
China xx

[doglady]

Sat in tattoo shop in Camden on Saturday very bored waiting for hubby to be inked. Picked one for myself for three weeks time. Exhausted when we got back, but still had to walk the dogs. That woke me up a bit though.

Sunday just chilled. Got up late, went to Tesco to get some lunch, cut the grass, dozed in the afternoon.

I could do with another day off though!!

[redcrx]

lol Pink,

I have been known to get cramp in my hip during sex and that results in moaning and throwing myself around lol

[China Doll]

LFAO @ Pink!!! That's hillarious... sorry to laugh at your past misery tho ;0)

I'm ok accept when I go to the pub too uglybob

[PinkFizz]

hee hee hee - he prob just thinks he's doing an incredible job!!

China - good luck with the smoking thing -ive never smoked but I can imagine it must be very hard to try and guve up.xx

[China Doll]

What's a UDI bruise by the way?

[jon1968]

I�ve got my Niece staying with me for a couple of weeks so that scuppered my usual deviant shenanigans!

On Saturday I did manage to confirm that I still can�t play golf .

Sunday went out for a long ride on the bike and had the parents round for Sunday roast then watched the footy - pretty quiet really!

[Supernick]

Paintballing on Saturday, followed by a whole weekend of recounting my glory and bravery. Strangely, girls didn't seem to be impressed.

[ugly_bob]

sorry UDI = Unidentified Drunken Injury.
You know the thing - wake up in the morning with bruise/ache you can't quite remember getting

[China Doll]

Go on then supernice, recount your glory and bravery for us and I promise we'll all look impressed and fluttery eyed! ;0)

Lol @ uglybob.... in that case, to date I have 6 UDI's! I wish I knew how I did them as they obviously don't hurt at the time and I'm not generally known for brusing easilly.

[China Doll]

supernick... oops!

[Supernick]

So there I was, bogged down in enemy territory, lying prostate on my stomach with 5 enemies lurking in the trees 50 yards further forward. "Tom", I shouted at a friend I knew was backing me up. But no answer. I knew it before I even turned my head, that he'd fallen to enemy fire and I was on my own. Grimly, I turned back to look at my faceless enemies and checked my ammunition. Less than 10 bullets, and no hope of rescue. As I plucked a stem of grass out of the ground and gritted it between my teeth, I vowed to avenge my fallen comrades, and not desert my post. 10 full minutes past in which I expended my ammo, and relied instead on nothing but bluff to keep the enemy at bay. A sharp whistle in the distance and it was over - a draw for the team, and enough to give us an overall victory. "Well done mate, that was superb" said a marshall patting me on the back. I bowed my head. "I'm just an ordinary man, doing extraordinary things" I replied.

[China Doll]

Oooh supernick... you're such a hero! (Cue heaving breasts and fluttering eyelashes)... will that do as an impressive reaction hun ;0)

[PinkFizz]

ooh Nick,im impressed!! Would you like to take me out for dinner and you can go into more detail??

[China Doll]

He can take both of us out Pink... heaving breasts and all!

Honestly love? What have you done to everybody today with your naughty question! ;0)

[rom]

I was at t in the park !
amazing !
what a weekend !!

[PinkFizz]

im a bad girl! Bad bad bad!!!!!! lol

[China Doll]

Rom... I'm dead jealous actually!

And yes you are Pink.... never change!

[Supernick]

Perfect reaction China Doll, especially the heaving breasts. And Pink Fizz, of course I'll take you out to dinner. I'll pick you up at 8pm with a bunch of flowers. Dress to impress.

Food and heaving breasts - the way to any man's heart ;)

[China Doll]

Ah, that's what I'm doing wrong... too much cooking, not enough heaving breasts... I'm taking notes now ;0)

[Supernick]

Well as long as your taking notes, perhaps combine the food WITH the heaving breasts. It's an advanced manouvere, but is pretty much fool proof for getting our attention ;-)