Who wouldn't you sleep with?

[jeanette1976]

Following on from zerocool's question about what you would do for �1m, top 5 for who you WOULDN'T shag for �1m?

Anyone obese, John Prescott, Robbie Williams, Shaun Ryder (Happy Mondays), and last but not least Shane McGowan of The Pogues fame!

[raysparx]

For �i million, I can't think of anyody, my only fear would be not being able to raise a stiffy, I would take a vibrator with me just in case, I had a willy like a wobbly jelly

[xanderma]

Can think of loads I wouldn't, but first thought was John McCririck (sp?)....eeurghh! Not for all the money in the world.

[Cobra.]

Its different for us blokes....we'd shag anything...for free

[wonderwoman1]

jeanette???!!!! you wouldnt sleep with robbie?????? bl00dy hell woman, are you mad????? lol

ok, the 5 i definately wouldnt sleep with are:
john 2 shags prescott
tony blair
john mcrirrick(sp check!!)
jimmy saville
wayne rooney

[unruliejulie]

Oh God, yes, John McCririck i could NOT do, no way how, no matter how drunk. Next on my list would have to be John Prescott oh and is Michael Foot still alive, geez, David Mellor too! The list is endless! But then again, a million quid is a lot of money. I could always do it in the dark and use my imagination! No, John McCririck still wouldn't be in with a chance!

[unruliejulie]

Yeah, forgot to mention that jeanette, crazy woman! Robbie would be one i'd do it for free with!

[robbo82]

I agree with Cobra. Some people I'd pay a million pounds to sleep with.

[unruliejulie]

Yeah, but it has to be (coughs,) as ray pointed out! No use if its a wibbly wobbly old boy .....is it?

[Cobra.]

I wud not even charge Hallie Berry a penny for sex.

[unruliejulie]

No Cobra, but i have a feeling she might just charge you!

[raysparx]

With julie,

the pleasure would be all mine,the old todger would stand up like a flag pole !!!!!

[unruliejulie]

But ray, the question was "who wouln't you sleep with?""
I think i know what you meant though lol and i can;'t begin to desvcribe how very flattered i am! You havent even seen me though, i could look like an Janet Street Porter for all you know, and even worse, i could sound like her!!!!
You are a sweetheart XX

[unruliejulie]

you made me go all funny then ray as you can tell from my bad typing!

[raysparx]

Hey julie,

You might get the bad deal here, I am a cross between, Prescott,mellor,mCcririck,jo brand and shadrach dingle, still wanna go for it, ????


I really can't think of anybody I wouldn't after all I am a bloke and it's only one shag !!!

Take care dear julie, Ray xxx

[unruliejulie]

Hmmmm would you be surprised if i said i found Jo Brand strangely attractive???????? lol Ray is Ray though and thats good enough for me and i dont think for one minute you are a cross between them!!! You would have been travelling with the circus by now!!!!!!
You take care too ray
X

[helliebobs]

1. Tom Jones
2. Ken Dodd
3. John McCrirrick
4.John Prescott
5. Michael Douglas

Thanks for making my skin crawl!

[noxlumos]

Right
judi finnegan
jade goody
posh
lisa reilley
jilly whatecver her name is ( looks like a horse and does wine tasting)

[raysparx]

Jilly goulden Nox, be allright for a back scuttle though !!!

[Cobra.]

Janet Street-Porter


cant think of any others off hand.

Id do the ugly ones doggy style anyway, so wud not have to look at their faces

[unruliejulie]

as the old saying goes Cobra, you don't look at the hearth when you're stoking the fire!!!!