lol @ Ray - Beckett also would be on my top 5 of "none's", but then again, it is a million squid!! Maybe, just maybe, with the lights off, if it was only a minute or so, and nobody could ever find out....:-)
Ditto the above for Jade Goody, Cherie Blair, Ruth Kelly (would only consider for �5mill plus) and Julie Burchill
come on now lasses, you all see the threads debating the failings of men. lack of stamina, wandering eyes etc etc.
here's the truth, if it came to it we'd sh@g a warm bag of liver.
for a million quid there are very few (if any limits).
the singing detective? he'd get one.