Oregnant

[laurence2]

sexyairhead, what exactly does this word mean, as posted by you in the smoking effects thread, it goes to show Smoking can damage your health and in your case, your airhead brain

[laurence2]

laugh my B******s off {not}

Now funny is my female cousin, who was approached by a man whilst she was dancing on the dance floor.

He said to her alright babe do you come here often, she replied, IF I DID THE FLOOR WOULD BE VERY STICKY, now thats FUNNY

[kazminx]

quality again laurence2!!!

[4getmenot]

Ha Ha, lucky you have took your pants off now or that Russians joke might have made you wet them from laughing so hard. I do like your cousins though. :-)

[stressed out]

I had a huge bump in my 1st pregnancy and i only had 1 baby!

I stopped smoking when i found out i was pregnant with my son. For some reason, i could'nt stand the taste or feeling! He's 2 and a half now...

I am pregnant again, 3 months, and i stopped smoking with this pregnancy at around the same time as before. I know how addictive it it as i usually am a smoker, however when i'm pregnant, some clever chemical tells my brain that it tastes vile and i lise the craving!

Anyone else think that's strange? I think most women experience that in pregnancy, shame Airhead has'nt...

x

[redcrx]

liar said''a baby'.

Forgotten its 2 again??

[laurence2]

Redcrx, you ''detective columbo'' you lol

[Pippa68]

You have to be careful to eat very little? uh..nope. In actual fact you should be increasing your calories by at LEAST 200 per day.

Thin arms, wasted flesh, nicotine withdrawals. That's what it has to look forward to. Right at the start I recommended abortion..you should have listened.

[annavc]

Well spotted redcrx. You know I reckon in a few weeks she'll decide its actually triplets. Maybe we should all start thinking of names for her.

[laurence2]

Annavc, good idea.

If it is triplets she can name them LIAR, LIAR, LIAR

[Pippa68]

How about Smirnoff & Rasputin?

I am pretty sure one is going to be dependant on substances & the other mentally challenged.

[annavc]

nice one Pippa. I was thinking they could be names after the method of contraception - turkey and baster.

[4getmenot]

redcrx has her sussed :-)

[robbo82]

sexyairhead, "I'm not a smoker because I only smoke when I'm hungry", what rubbish! That's like a vegetarian saying "I am vegetarian because I only eat meat if there's no other food left in the house".

[Cobra.]

Oregnant is when you are pregnant with a "paper" baby, which means a phantom pregnancy.

[4getmenot]

Thats great Cobra :-)

[redcrx]

OMG Cobra,
what if it all goes wrong and she gives birth to a swan???
Suppose she could used it as a table decoration if her parents didnt want it

[Pippa68]

LMAO cobra & red! thanks for making me smile :o)

[4getmenot]

Erm redcrx dont forget two swans :-)

[redcrx]

two swans is easier cos you could make a lovely table centre for a dinner party or a cocaine sniffing party for russians.