I've just realised that this can be achieved. Would you agree?
Let me explain...
I have just bitten into my homemade sandwich of brown bread, buttered one side, caesar dressing on't other side, slices of crumbed applewood smoked Wiltshire ham, slices of red gloucester cheese with chives, crisp lettuce and sliced spring onions. Puuuuure heaven!
If you had a big fat dairy milk bar you would really be polishing that off nicely. With a big cup of milky tea. Heaven must be missin an angel with that sambo champagne..
For that to be complete requires the sarnie, a bottle of champagne, a blanket and you and me in a meadow with a stream flowing by and the sound of birds singing, oh if only XXX
And Hell is on earth, Champagne , when you climb on the scales and realise what it has done to your waistline !
Sounds good though while it lasted. Frankly, I could just wrap my lips round a nice chip and bacon butty, but my bathroom scales are already flashing red warning signs.....