Lets liven up a monday morning - revenge ideas!!

[PinkFizz]

Before anyone goes all serious on me this is a light hearted thread and I do not plan to do any of these!!

I was reading a fictional book the other day and in it the woman who discovered her hubby was having an affair,well she sewed prawns into the curtain hems and also stuffed them into the hollow curtain pole - then she moved her stuff out,leaving him to try and find the foul smell in the days to follow!
So what other brilliant/funny things have you heard of regarding peole taking revenge,getting their own back or just p*ss*ng somebody off beyond belief??

[mccfluff]

basically the sh1t hit then fan, he had been cheating on my, i found out, posted the pics to everyone we knew and it all went a bit mental, i'd left some stuff in the house we were sharing and he wouldn't let me in to get it, and later binned it, and then his mum threatened to beat me up!!. so wouldn't really recommend it unless your at a safe distance from the fall out :-)

[Rufio]

Write "Call Princess <insert name> for a good time on <insert telephone number>, males preferred" anywhere you can think of, toilets(get a male friend to do it in the gents for you), buses, bus stops, payphones. Or sign up for special newsletters on the net with their email addy, you know the ones, gay websites, penis enlargements, viagra, hair dyes for greying men...

[PinkFizz]

He kept getting all these calls at work asking him if he did extra's and what his hourly rate was,was he a giver ir a receiver - he went ballistic and rang me but I denied it,even to this day I have never confessed!

[mnko]

u just did pinkfizz lol

[PinkFizz]

lol,but only to you lot!!

[~Wingnut~]

Blooming eck mccfluff! That's scary, his mother threatening you and all. Sounds like you had a lucky escape anyway.

Pink, lol how embaressing for him, teach him to mess with you eh?!

[Rubyrose]

If you google the phrase 'revenge on an ex' it brings up some great sites! *Muwhahahaha*

[Reenie29]

IWhen I found out my ex had been doing the nasty with someone else (not to mention other stuff) I put itching powder in his boxer shorts and used his toothbrush to clean the bog. Not very big or clever of me but sooooo much fun! A couple of my chums suggested I put a fake entry on Friends Reunited as well but I thought this might be going a bit too far...

[jeanette1976]

If you really hated the person, and were DEFINATE you wouldn't get caught, you could always get a large tin of red paint and lob that through the living room window! Now THAT is pure evil!

[Reenie29]

Oh and another friend (I have some devious mates!!) suggested I get one of those UV pens and write rude words all over his clothes so the next time he was at a club it would show up. I was very tempted but chose not to. Somehow (?!) the rumour got back to him that I had though and he spent a fortune on dry-cleaning. Hee-hee!!

[~Wingnut~]

This one is very bad, but true. I was told this by a collegue, someone stole a shrub (it was his pride and joy) out of a friends ex-husbands garden (they had gotten divorced but she wasn't a very nice person, nor her friend who did this) they then poured paint stripper all over the front garden. When confronted, said they didn't know anything about it but couldn't find an excuse for why the missing stolen shrub was now planted in their back garden!! He got it back btw.

[PinkFizz]

or weedkiller over the entire front lawn and plants!!lol

[Reenie29]

You could use the weedkiller to spell out something couldn't you??? God I'm evil.

[philandlil]

put gelatine down their toilet while they are out it will set solid in a few hours.

if you want to get revenge on someone at work draft a letter asking for a reference from your boss so the person can get a job at a strip club or the firms biggest rival.

[~Wingnut~]

Remind me never to cross any of you lot!!!!!!!!!!

[raysparx]

wingnut,you could not offend anybody,you are lovely, as are MOST of the ladies on here, xx

[~Wingnut~]

Aww shucks! Ray, you really are a smooth talker :o)

[wonderwoman1]

my favourite story of revenge is the woman who found out her husband cheated on her and sold his porsche on ebay for 1pence!!!! fabulous!!!

[PinkFizz]

god these are sooooo funny!!

[janetsflower]

I found out a guy was cheating on me and spending weekends with another woman who lived miles away but he came round to see me friday evening before he went, so i prepared him his favourite chocolate dessert before he set off on the long supposedly business related journey - only i substituted the chocolate for ex lax (laxative chocolate) and plenty of it. Apparently he spent most of the weekend in the motorway services but came crawling back to me sunday night totally unaware on what had caused this mystery stomach bug!!