Lets liven up a monday morning - revenge ideas!!

[PinkFizz]

Before anyone goes all serious on me this is a light hearted thread and I do not plan to do any of these!!

I was reading a fictional book the other day and in it the woman who discovered her hubby was having an affair,well she sewed prawns into the curtain hems and also stuffed them into the hollow curtain pole - then she moved her stuff out,leaving him to try and find the foul smell in the days to follow!
So what other brilliant/funny things have you heard of regarding peole taking revenge,getting their own back or just p*ss*ng somebody off beyond belief??

[IggyB]

wait until they go on holiday then pour water all over the carpet in the lounge and scatter cress seeds all over - when they return from holiday they will have a lovely cress carpet... if you are feeling really mean this also works well in the keyboard of the laptop

[PinkFizz]

lol iggyb - thats funny!!

[mccfluff]

one person i know stuffed a haddock in the airing cupboard and cut the right leg of all his trousers!

[Rubyrose]

I heard something very similiar actually Pinkfizz! Someone sewed ham into the hems of her ex's curtains and him and his new woman had to move twice before they realised what the smell was! (Think I heard someone say it on telly. Wasn't real)

[Pippa68]

Wait until they go on holiday & dial the speaking clock...in the USA.

I heard the one about the woman who sold her husbands precious car at a car boot sale ~ I think someone paid her a fiver for his Rolls Royce. She also sold his golf equipment, Versace suits & the contents of his wine cellar.

[mnko]

Get a napkin, a straw and a washable color marker. rip off and color a small piece of napkin with the color you chose. get it wet with either spit or water soon after coloring. put the small colored napkin in the straw and shoot it at someone's face (like a spitwad) The funny part is when they wipe the spitwad off it will leave a colored streak on the persons face.
childish but funny

[mccfluff]

i am ashamed of myself now but in a fir of rage i mailed some nudie pics of an ex to his friends and family, but i have to admit i wish i hadn't!

[mnko]

Dear ............................
. . .Your body odour is so foul that I would rather smell babies diapers for a living than stand next to you for more than 10 seconds. . . I do know where you are from, but in England we shower regularly and use soap-- please change your ways.
yours truthfully
a loving enemy

[PinkFizz]

ok,my turn.I once put an ex's mobile fone number into a gay mag advertising his "services".He went mental!!

[whiskeysheri]

Hey Fizzy! There's a website (can't remember the name of it!) that specialises in revenge! You can order special deliveries of dead fish sent with a special message or have flyers made up with anything on them. LOL! :o)

[whiskeysheri]

That should have read... 'anything on them'

[~posy~]

cress on the carpet is hilarious!!

make appointments with all sorts of people to turn up at their house eg double glazing, pizzas, taxis etc!!

hi pinkie! i'm smiling!!! xXx

[Oh Bother]

clean the bog with his toothbrush, permanant marker on his widgey saying I am a scumbag, if it will fit lol.
loads here

http://www.revengeguy.com/archive/ex-es.htm

[Rubyrose]

3 days after my ex dumped me he was going on a boys night out (He was meant to be heartbroken, after 5yrs of being together!!!) so while he was getting ready, he had just ironed his shirt and he was doing his hair, I threw a jug of water over his shirt and trousers and 2 other shirts I knew he would use as back ups! He was not amused and he had to borrow one from our housemate! Still bIoody went out though!!!! Men!

[Pippa68]

I just remembered another one...

A bloke printed off many photos of his ex girlfriend and posted them up around town & the surrounding neighbourhoods. On them was a warning about how this girl was riddled with crabs, so it was advised to stay away from her.

Another one was about the squaddie who was dumped via letter. She returned his photos, and asked him to return hers. He wrote back asking her which one she was, as he had many photos and needed a clue as to what she looked like ;o)

[~Wingnut~]

You lot are wicked!!!

Mccfluff, what happened after they received the pics??

Also Pink, how evil lol but love it! what happened there also!

Did you get into a lot of trouble you 2? You see I would have loved to have done such wicked things over the years but am always too scared of getting into trouble! lol such a wuss!

[Oh Bother]

Or you could just colour the widgey in with black marker and watch his face when he wakes up

[raysparx]

Hi pink,

This is true cos I did it, When a customer refused to pay me I put a pound of raw liver down the back of the settee when she had gone out I went back to the house and told the cleaner I had left some tools behind and was collecting them, the old cow said she had run out of money,so she couldn't pay me,

I am nice really honestly I am, take care, Ray xx

[Trojanfarce]

I think that this is probably the best revenge story I've ever come across. It's an urban legend, but what the hey, makes for good reading........
http://www.campusnut.com/urbanmyths.cfm?id=20