Where is whiffey?

[DeNiro]

Where is the newly (self) appointed moderator?

Shouldn't he be checking on posts?

If so, how come he has not banned the she-devil yet?

[whiffey]

Bertie is at Marks & Spencer, I am holding the fort for him (I lodge in his guest house). He should be in about 8pm with potatoes and brocolli and hopefully a bottle of Barolo but more likely he'll drop into ASDA on the way home and buy me a 2-99 rose.

Shall I ask him to post on here when he gets in ?

[oldwoman]

Somebody^s about I was chatting to a 19 year old pregnant lesbian on p and p when it vanished.

[Cobra.]

Hes too busy flitting around in his Charles Hawtrey costume

[DeNiro]

Shame it wasn't IT that vanished, oldwoman

Is that same whiffey who cannot remember where he originated from, now let me see:

Newcassle (it's spelling not mine the noo!)
Southampton
Croyden
Essex
Shrewsbury

Take your pick (as Michael Miles would say)

[whiffey]

I just got a phone call from IKEA, SR has been banned by wireless laptop, and apparently I am getting a �9-99 Chablis !

No physical resemblance to Charles Hawtrey by the way, only the voice.

(I am alex one of the lodgers, I am 23, long blonde hair, and I'm from Birmingham originally. I've got A levels ! Nice to meet you all)

[noxlumos]

well it's back from Marks and Sparks. It's just answered me on the " thing" thread. Made no sense though.

[wonderwoman1]

does it ever nox??

[DeNiro]

Not very security conscious, our whiffey. Fancy leaving his laptop on and password handy.

Be complaining of identity fraud next.

[whiffey]

It's not a laptop Bob. I trust alex with my password because she is a good egg and pretty phoar to boot. I cope with the Birmingham thing, it wasn't her fault after all.

I do however wonder sometimes if she occasionally gets on here and makes mischievous inroads into my good name.

[DeNiro]

Oh I see!

No wonder you cannot remember where you're from. It's not you on the keyboard but one of your lodgers, this one is from Birmingham (don't forget the "A" levels), and all the others in your guest house.

[rugeleyboy]

please dont feed the troll!!!

[whiffey]

I deleted the troll rugeley, no probs from here on in ! You can rest and un-adjust your undies. All is under control.

[Pippa68]

Can you come over & adjust mine, whiff?

[whiffey]

I don't do thongs Pippa, they get a bit too close to the truth at the back !!

I handle all standard shapes, also the more recent slightly upswept "F1" design.

[Pippa68]

Ahhh..but I don't wear thongs..