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what is a Freudian slip
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At dinner the other night I ment to say pass the salt darling but it came out - you ruined my life fatso Is this a Freudian slip?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.No. Now if you had said, past the 'knife' instead of salt darling whilst thinking murderous thoughts, yes....
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A man arrives in his office one morning to find his colleague roaring
with laughter. "What's the big joke?" the man asks.
"Well" his colleague replies, "I had a hilarious Freudian slip this
morning."
"What's a Freudian slip?" asks the man.
"It's when you mean to say something, but what comes out is
what is really on your mind. So, this morning I was queuing at the train station
to buy a ticket from Tooting, and I noticed that the girl behind the counter
had enormous breasts. When I got to the front of the queue, I asked
for a return to Titting.
The girl went bright red, I went bright red and the
entire queue wet themselves laughing."
"Oh right" said the colleague chuckling away.
The next morning, the situation was reversed and the man arrived in the office
first. He was chortling away to himself when his colleague
arrived.
"What's so funny?" asked the colleague.
"Well," replied the man, "I've had one of your Freudian slips."
"What happened?"
"I was sitting in the kitchen this morning, having breakfast.
I looked over at my wife and instead of saying 'Pass the milk, dear' I said
'**** off you fat *****, you've ruined my life'.